By William Trillo
Photo-Chop: Bret “The Threat”
You are correct Mr. Desert Storm. And considering the build up and the hype surrounding your Jr. Welterweight unifier with Devon Alexander, weak is an understatement. And here’s something you may not be aware of…you are both guilty of cooking up that “weakness”.
Here’s a recipe for one of the weakest meals you will ever have forced down your throat:
That’s Weak Stew
2 Fighters with Zero Punch
1 Unwilling to Engage Champion (slice around eyes)
1 Human Battering Ram
6-10 “Unintentional” Head Butts (suit to taste)
1 Eye That Won’t Open (Even If It Was The Other Eye That Was Butted)
13 Pathetic Punch Average per Fighter per Round *
1 Desperate Network Taking Another Low Blow
1 Media Room Full Of The Biggest Reporter Turnout In Years (Disgruntled Optional)
Sub-Zero Weather (The Worst To Hit East Coast In Years)
Throw all the ingredients in Pontiac Michigan’s Silverdome and stir the pot as needed. Serve over a long red eye flight home and make sure you have your vomit back tucked away in your seat pocket; this one could be coming back up on you for a while.
Serves 2000-6000 Patrons (paid or otherwise) in Attendance (depending on who you ask)
*You read that stat right. According to Compubox Bradley threw 475 punches over 10 rounds and landed 129. That’s a paltry 27%. Alexander’s numbers were 419 punches thrown with 128 landing, that’s 31%, again not earth shattering, especially for 140 pound fighters who should be way more active than that. Under 13 punches a round landed? C’mon guys…you can’t do better than that?
To put that into perspective take a look at the Punchstats for Heavyweight Vitali Klitschko vs. Cris Arreola. You remember Klitschko right? He’s the one that HBO,(see desperate network ingredient above), and everyone else calls boring and slow.
During the same 10 round stretch Klitschko threw 802 punches and landed 301 of them (almost 40%), that’s over 30 punches a round landing and over twice the punches landed by men half his size!! As for Arreola, a guy you ripped and said it was an embarrassing performance, 331 punches thrown and 86 landed (26%). Well at least the little guys did a tad better than that…but not much!
If Klitchko is boring and slow as HBO claims he is, and won’t show his fights because of that, then what is their excuse for even discussing a rematch between Timothy and Devon?
Whatever the reasoning is all I can say is one thing…………..THAT’S WEAK!
Kiss Of Death Or Finger Of Fate
Not much I can say about Cris Arreola’s one round KO over Joey (Not Willing Or) Abell. He fought a palooka and did what he had to do. He “moidered da bum.” Good for Cris.
What didn’t go so well was the kiss on the cheek on Abell as the ref stopped the fight, and even worse in my opinion was Arreola flipping off every ringside photographer in attendance.
The consensus thought as I am reading through the reports to is “Classless”.
Safe to assume I agree wholeheartedly with that assessment.
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